Friday, December 13, 2013

Better Than The Middle Finger!

This may be a little old news to some, but I have learned how to piss people off when driving, without giving them the middle finger. I started doing it on the motorcycle a year or so ago. When you pass someone doing something that is just not proper while driving, as you go by look over at the offender and shake your head. It pisses them off more than giving them the finger! Yesterday, while heading to Hagerstown, there was this Chrysler 300 in the passing lane, lane three going up a mountain, going slower than the speed limit. Now, the driver had the limo style tint, so I could not see in. As I approached, there was a tractor trailer in lane 1, and a God Damn Prius in the middle lane so I had no where to go. I moved over to the edge of the lane so he would see me in the mirror, but, wait for it.................he had no rear view mirror on the drivers door. Finally, we passed the Prius and I moved to the middle lane. Oh, did I mention that he had about a half a foot of snow on top of the car too? So, as I passed him on the right side, I looked over, shook my head as I passed. Must have really got him because he sped up along side of me. But there was a semi in the lane I was in, so I moved right to the cruise lane and passed the semi. Well the 300 got held up by traffic and did not catch up until about five miles later. I smiled as he went screaming by. Needless to say, he almost caused several crashes by the time I left the interstate in Hagerstown. I just shook my head.

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